公共生活中的某些失范行为和无序现象若得不到及时治理,就可能会产生发面的_____效应,个体在这种环境中很容易被激发和诱导,随波逐流,助长无序。很多国家的法律在公共场所禁烟、维护环境卫生等方面都有明确规定且有效执行,正是为了_____,在微小的失范和无序积累前就加以制止。
其实,寂寞给人的不仅仅是真实,而且也是一种锤炼,一种感情的升华,有时,寂寞具有决定性的作用,在这一意义上,可以说,大凡有成就的人,_____。
填入上面句子横线处,衔接最恰当的一项是( )
这一年,欧债危机没有丝毫好转的迹象,危机的恶化仍在欧盟内传导。深陷金融危机、囊中羞涩的欧洲,比任何时候都需要中国。老牌资本主义的欧洲各国,争先恐后向中国发出邀请。欧洲各国领导人不辞辛苦,频频飞到中国,游说中国企业去投资,鼓励中国政府去购买该国债券。而面对欧洲市场的风险,中国政府变得更加理性,从政府购买债券转为鼓励中国企业去投资。一时间,名目繁多的中欧商业峰会此起彼伏,为两国企业的合作牵线搭桥。
文段意在说明( )。
在现代社会中,当一个人追求幸福生活时不应该忽略接受教育方面的需求,如果没有对于人类的科学、文学和艺术等方面成就的欣赏能力并从这种欣赏能力中获得满足,那么,一个人就算不上获得真正的生活,只不过是生存而已。
这段话主要支持了这样一个观点,即教育( )
研究显示,外貌相关基因多于人体其他部位的相关基因。非常多的基因参与了面部结构、头发、眼睛及肤色这些千变万化的容貌特征的构建。因此,人脸所呈现出来的多样性超乎想象。当然,家庭成员要比没有血缘关系的个体更相像,这说明人脸具有明确的遗传特性。但是,基因多样性也是有限的,只有那么多。人们会有这样的经历,在街上将一个陌生人错认成自己认识的某个人。这和你不停地洗牌,直到某个时刻,你手里会出现同样一副牌是一个道理。
这段文字意在说明( )。
采矿、煤炭、石油等资源开发业,多年来一直是我国重点扶植的产业,这对一定时期内振兴国民经济和实现经济资助是有积极意义的。但是,由于资源开发缺乏中长期整体规划,采矿、煤炭、石油等部门只知道单纯地增加年度产量,忽略了资源的合理利用,从而导致资源枯竭已见端倪,同时,由于地方利益动机的支配,各地小铁矿、小煤矿、小金矿、小冶炼炉的滥采滥用,不仅得不到限制,反而受到不同程度的鼓励和保护,导致资源严重流失和浪费。
最能准确复述这段话主要意思的是( )
“对待弱者的态度,是衡量社会文明程度的标尺”,同样,公共救助部门对待流浪者的态度,也是衡量制度文明与行政伦理的标尺。十年之前,公民孙志刚在收容站内遭暴打离世;十年之后,扮演流浪汉的记者又在救助站中遭遇围殴。收容变成救助,强制改为自愿,名称早已改动,历史却在重演。这究竟是巧合还是必然?是个案,还是救助机构早已不以为然的习惯?太多疑问击打在“救助”这曾给人希望的制度上。
这段文字意在说明( )。
①因而在历史上存在着分裂的状况
②这对于科技创新以及社会发展具有重要的意义
③人们通常把科学技术与人文看作不同的领域
④科学技术的发展不是自主运行的,而是在一定的社会文化环境中进行的
⑤认为科学技术文化与人文文化代表了两种文化
⑥科学技术与人文的整合,既有必要性,又有可能性
将以上6个句子重新排列,语序正确的是( )。
①谣言止于智者,粉碎谣言靠的还是民众自身的审慎与理性
②流通的信息不仅要多,更要有质量
③一个信息自由流动的社会,会内生出强大的信息鉴别机制
④信息够不够有说服力,不是权力可以命令的
⑤消除谣言的最好方式并非杀鸡儆猴式的惩罚,而是保证提供充分信息
⑥一万个流言也抵不上一个权威的信息,虚假信息反令民众茫然失措
将以上6个句子重新排列,语序正确的是( )。
一项研究表明,吃芹菜有助于抑制好斗情绪。151名女性接受了调查,在经常吃芹菜的女性中,95%称自己很少有好斗情绪,或者很少被彻底激怒。在不经常吃芹菜的女性中,53%称自己经常有焦虑、愤怒和好斗的情绪。
以下陈述都削弱了上文的结论,除了( )。
我们西方社会只是最近才把人当做一个“经济动物”,但是我们还不都是这类动物。在我们的群众与精英中,完全非理性的浪费是很流行的;它还是我们贵族阶层中某些守旧的人的缺点。“经纪人”并不在我们身后,而是在我们的面前。
根据以上文字,可以推出( )。
某工地上的建筑材料遭窃,四名门卫因涉嫌偷窃而被传讯。四人的供述如下:
甲:我们四人都没作案。
乙:我们中有人作案。
丙:乙和丁至少有一人没作案。
丁:我没作案。
如果四个门卫中有两人说的是真话,有两人说的是假话,则下列推断能成立的是( )。
会玩的孩子更适应社会交往,心理也更加健康;相反,不少性格内向、孤僻,甚至有交往困难等行为问题的孩子,大多小时候缺少和同伴的玩耍。如果一个孩子交往技能比较差,就容易产生焦虑、紧张、多疑等负性情绪,从而影响其正常生活和学习。如果这些负性情绪长期得不到释放,甚至可能导致退缩性人格。
由此可以推出( )。
从所给的四个选项中,选择最合适的一个填入问号处,使之呈现一定的规律性( )。
从所给的四个选项中,选择最适合的一个填入问号处,使整个大图形呈现一定的规律性。( )
从所给的四个选项中,选择最合适的一个填入问号处,使之呈现一定的规律性( )。
地球和月球相比,有许多共同属性,如它们都属太阳系星体,都是球形的,都有自转和公转等。既然地球上有生物存在,因此,月球上也很可能有生物存在。
以下哪项如果为真,则最能削弱上述推论的可靠性?( )
W-12是一种严重危害谷物生长的病毒,每年要造成谷物的大量减产。科学家们发现,把一种从W-12中提取的基因,植入易受其感染的谷物基因中,可以使该谷物产生对W-12的抗体,从而大大减少损失。
以下各项,如果为真,都能加强上述结论,除了( )。
从所给的四个选项中,选择最合适的一个填入问号处,便之呈现一定的规律性。( )
从所给的四个选项中,选择最合适的一个填入问号处,使之呈现一定的规律性( )。
某水果批发商场有一种高档水果,如果每千克盈利10元,每天可售出500千克,经市场调查发现,在进货价不变的情况下,若每千克涨价1元,日销售量将减少20千克,现该商场要保证每天盈利6000元,同时又要使顾客得到实惠,那么每千克应涨价多少元?( )
某次数学考试,满分是100分。6位同学的平均分是91分,这6人成绩各不相同,其中有一人得65分,那么,分数居第三位的同学至少得多少分?( )
A、B两个方形的蓄水池,池底面积为7:5,A蓄水池水深5米,B蓄水池水深3米。往两个蓄水池注入同样多的水,使得两个蓄水池水深相等,这时水深多少米?( )
-344,17,-2,5,( ),65
2x6,12x5,60x4,( ),720x2
根据以下资料,回答下列小题。
2012年,Z省W市实现文化及相关产业增加值比上年增长9.6%。在文化产品制造业中,文化印刷、文化用品制造和工艺美术品制造三大主导行业,2012年分别实现增加值21.82亿元、11.57亿元和6.62亿元。
与全省结构相比,W市文化产品制造业增加值占文化及其相关产业增加值的比重比全省水平( )。
根据以下资料,回答下列小题。
2012年,Z省W市实现文化及相关产业增加值比上年增长9.6%。在文化产品制造业中,文化印刷、文化用品制造和工艺美术品制造三大主导行业,2012年分别实现增加值21.82亿元、11.57亿元和6.62亿元。
在文化产品制造业、贸易业和文化服务业三大产业中,W市有几个产业在2012年的增加值超过Z省的一成?( )
根据以下资料,回答下列小题。
2012年,Z省W市实现文化及相关产业增加值比上年增长9.6%。在文化产品制造业中,文化印刷、文化用品制造和工艺美术品制造三大主导行业,2012年分别实现增加值21.82亿元、11.57亿元和6.62亿元。
2012年,W市文化产品制造业中,文化印刷、文化用品制造和工艺美术品制造三大主导行业之外的行业增加值占该市文化及相关产业增加值的比重约为( )。
根据以下资料,回答下列小题。
2012年,Z省W市实现文化及相关产业增加值比上年增长9.6%。在文化产品制造业中,文化印刷、文化用品制造和工艺美术品制造三大主导行业,2012年分别实现增加值21.82亿元、11.57亿元和6.62亿元。
2011年,W市实现文化及相关产业增加值约为多少亿元?( )
根据以下资料,回答下列小题。
2012年,Z省W市实现文化及相关产业增加值比上年增长9.6%。在文化产品制造业中,文化印刷、文化用品制造和工艺美术品制造三大主导行业,2012年分别实现增加值21.82亿元、11.57亿元和6.62亿元。
关于Z省和W市文化及相关产业增加值,能够从资料中推出的是( )。
根据以下资料,回答下列小题。
2010年,我国医院总数为20918家,较上年增长627家,医院接待诊疗20.40亿人次,比上年增长1.18亿人次,综合医院接待诊疗人次占全部医院接待诊疗人次的74.1%,是位居第二的中医医院诊疗人次的4.6倍。
2007~2010年间,中医医院占医院总数比重同比下降最快的一年是( )。
根据以下资料,回答下列小题。
2010年,我国医院总数为20918家,较上年增长627家,医院接待诊疗20.40亿人次,比上年增长1.18亿人次,综合医院接待诊疗人次占全部医院接待诊疗人次的74.1%,是位居第二的中医医院诊疗人次的4.6倍。
与2009年相比,2010年我国约增加了多少家其他类医院?( )
根据以下资料,回答下列小题。
2010年,我国医院总数为20918家,较上年增长627家,医院接待诊疗20.40亿人次,比上年增长1.18亿人次,综合医院接待诊疗人次占全部医院接待诊疗人次的74.1%,是位居第二的中医医院诊疗人次的4.6倍。
2010年,我国政府的专科医院有多少家?( )
根据以下资料,回答下列小题。
2010年,我国医院总数为20918家,较上年增长627家,医院接待诊疗20.40亿人次,比上年增长1.18亿人次,综合医院接待诊疗人次占全部医院接待诊疗人次的74.1%,是位居第二的中医医院诊疗人次的4.6倍。
2010年,平均每家综合医院的接待诊疗者人次数约是中医医院的多少倍?( )
根据以下资料,回答下列小题。
2010年,我国医院总数为20918家,较上年增长627家,医院接待诊疗20.40亿人次,比上年增长1.18亿人次,综合医院接待诊疗人次占全部医院接待诊疗人次的74.1%,是位居第二的中医医院诊疗人次的4.6倍。
能够从上述资料中推出的是( )。
短期总供给曲线向右上方倾斜,该曲线变为一条垂线的条件是( )。
厂商根据边际收益等于短期边际成本(即价格P等于短期边际成本SMC)的原则,在不同价格会选择的不同的最优产量,以下表述正确的是( )。
计算机网络技术包含的两个主要技术是计算机技术和( )。
产生“寻租”的根源在于( )。
如果你免费得到一张上海大剧院《剧院魅影》歌剧演出的门票,假定你无法将该门票出售或者转赠。同时你又获悉当天是上海美术馆举办法国印象派画展最后一天,而且你一直非常想去看这一印象派画展。如果印象派画展的门票是400元一张,而你对这一画展最多愿意出价是500元,也即超过500元你就嫌太贵,宁肯不去欣赏。如果你去看了《剧院魅影》,你的机会成本是( )元。
下列选项中,不属于Internet提供的服务是( )。
( )是直接融资工具。
证券发行和交易的当事人在从事证券买卖的民事活动中应按照市场经济的基本要求进行等价交换,这是《证券法》中的( )。
在Word 2003中进行文档编辑时,要开始一个新的段落按( )键。
交易双方同意在将来的某一特定日期,按事先规定好的价格买入或售出既定数量的某种资产协议的金融工具,称为( ),它是一种场外交易。
下列有关地震的表述,不正确的是( )。
下列反分裂国家法中关于“非和平方式及其他必要措施”的描述,正确的是( )
下列( )不属于开放式基金的特点。
在几千年人类文明发展进程中,亚洲、非洲、美洲、欧洲都留下许多宝贵的文学、艺术和建筑遗产。下列文化遗产属于同一个大洲的是( )。
广大农民在致富奔小康的过程中深切体会到:“要富口袋,先富脑袋”。这一说法在哲学上的含义是( )。
下列业务中,应该填制现金收款凭证的是( )。
以下除( )外,都是自然垄断厂商的特征。
宣告“欧洲共同体”发展为“欧洲联盟”的条约是( )。
小王出差回来报销差旅费2700元,原借3000元,交回多余现金300元,应编制( )。
下列属于资本市场的是( )。
假象是指( )。
甲与乙签订了一份买卖合同,合同总价款20万元,甲向乙支付定金3万元,一方违约需支付总价款3%的违约金。后该合同被宣告无效,下列表述中,正确的是( )。
某企业2013年6月发生了4项经济业务:(1)预付下季度房租10000元;(2)收到6月份销售商品货款35000元,款项已存入银行;(3)购买2000元的办公用品,已付款;(4)预收购货方定金12000元,货物尚未发出。以权责发生制为计算基础时,该企业6月份的收入净额为( )元。
合伙合同存续期间,合伙人以外的第三人要求入伙,关于法律是否允许的问题下列表述哪项是正确的?( )
通常不必要实行直接营销的产品是( )。
2008年6月,国家审计署发布了汶川地震抗震救灾资金审计情况公告,其中曝光了A银行某支行用“抗震救灾特别费”为该行职工购买名牌运动鞋一事。公告发布后,多家媒体对此做了报道转载。据悉,购置运动鞋的“抗震救灾特别费”为该分行核批给其支行的财务费用。但是,个别媒体和部分网友将这笔款项误认为社会救灾捐款,对此进行严厉谴责,加剧了公众的愤怒,引起巨大社会反响。这种情形是该支行的( )。
某甲17周岁,已参加工作,有固定收入,某日因某甲在街上寻衅滋事,将某乙打伤,某乙要求赔偿医药费,对此下列表述哪项不正确?( )
以下IP地址错误的是( )。
下列选项中,属于因果联系的是( )。
某国家机关的机要人员林某利用职务上的便利,将其所知悉、掌握的大量国家机密、绝密提供给境外的反动组织,对该行为如何认定?( )
在Windows XP中,“系统托盘”中显示的图标所代表的程序是( )。
下列民法基本原则中,被学者称为“帝王条款”的是( )。
若发现一颗行星与最近恒星的距离非常适合生命的存在,可推断该行星( )。
在PowerPoint 2003( )视图下,不可以拖动幻灯片调整顺序。
下列关于均衡价格和供求定理的表述中,不正确的是( )。
长江中流的荆江河段,因河道非常弯曲被称之为“九曲回肠”。形成这种景象的地质作用主要是( )。
“风在吼,马在叫,黄河在咆哮,黄河在咆哮……”。《黄河大合唱》这首歌曲创作于( )。
效用理论是领导者进行决策方案选择时采取的一种理论,运用心理测定方法,可以测量出领导者对于各种收益和损失的效用值,并画出相应的效用曲线,以下说法不正确的是( )。
昼为阳,夜为阴,则上午为( )。
下列说法中不正确的是( )。
交通银行始建于( ),是中国历史最悠久的现代商业银行。
从文学作品的体裁看,归类不正确的一项是( )。
“东施效颦”原比喻不根据具体条件,盲目模仿别人,结果适得其反;现泛指模仿者的愚蠢和可笑。这一成语出自( )。
交通银行的企业精神是( )。
红色和黄色混合得到一种新颜色,红色和蓝色混合得到另一种新颜色,这两种新颜色分别是( )。
许多国家的著名城市都是沿河而建的,下列组合正确的是( )。
电脑以其卓越的性能,可以代替人们完成复杂而繁重的某些工作。如两名美国科学家用电脑做完了200亿个逻辑判断,终于证明了“四色定理”。这一事实说明( )。
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入境宠物应当隔离检疫( )天。
以下是交通银行的信用卡的是( )。
Ms. McMahon would like to speak with _____ attended the annual accounting seminar in Phoenix last weekend.
—I should have gone to see the film with you.
—_____.
We need to conduct extensive background research on the firms from _____ we received bids.
It was an exciting moment for these football fans this year,_____ for the first time in years their team won the World Cup.
Employees _____ to transfer to the new branch office will receive reimbursements for all moving expense, as well as a bonus.
There are two factors which determine an individual's intelligence. The first is the sort of brain he is born with. Human brains differ considerably, some being more capable than others. But no matter how good a brain he has to begin with, an individual will have a low order of intelligence unless he has opportunities to learn. So the second factor is what happens to the individual-the sort of environment in which he is brought up. If an individual is handicapped environmentally, it is likely that his brain will fail to develop and he will never attain the level of intelligence of which he is capable.
The importance of environment in determining an individual's intelligence can be demonstrated by the case history of the identical twins, Peter and Mark. Being identical, the twins had identical brains at birth, and their growth processes were the same. When the twins were three months old, their parents died, and they were placed in separate foster homes. Peter was raised by parents of low intelligence in an isolated community with poor educational opportunities. Mark was reared in the home of well-to-do parents who had been to college. He was read to as a child, sent to good schools, and given every opportunity to be stimulated intellectually. This environmental difference continued until the twins were in their late teens, when they were given tests to measure their intelligence. Mark's I.Q. was125, twenty-five points higher than the average and fully forty points higher than his identical brother. Given equal opportunities, the twins, having identical brains, would have tested at roughly the same level.
This selection can best be titled_____.
There are two factors which determine an individual's intelligence. The first is the sort of brain he is born with. Human brains differ considerably, some being more capable than others. But no matter how good a brain he has to begin with, an individual will have a low order of intelligence unless he has opportunities to learn. So the second factor is what happens to the individual-the sort of environment in which he is brought up. If an individual is handicapped environmentally, it is likely that his brain will fail to develop and he will never attain the level of intelligence of which he is capable.
The importance of environment in determining an individual's intelligence can be demonstrated by the case history of the identical twins, Peter and Mark. Being identical, the twins had identical brains at birth, and their growth processes were the same. When the twins were three months old, their parents died, and they were placed in separate foster homes. Peter was raised by parents of low intelligence in an isolated community with poor educational opportunities. Mark was reared in the home of well-to-do parents who had been to college. He was read to as a child, sent to good schools, and given every opportunity to be stimulated intellectually. This environmental difference continued until the twins were in their late teens, when they were given tests to measure their intelligence. Mark's I.Q. was125, twenty-five points higher than the average and fully forty points higher than his identical brother. Given equal opportunities, the twins, having identical brains, would have tested at roughly the same level.
The best statement of the main idea of this passage is that_____.
There are two factors which determine an individual's intelligence. The first is the sort of brain he is born with. Human brains differ considerably, some being more capable than others. But no matter how good a brain he has to begin with, an individual will have a low order of intelligence unless he has opportunities to learn. So the second factor is what happens to the individual-the sort of environment in which he is brought up. If an individual is handicapped environmentally, it is likely that his brain will fail to develop and he will never attain the level of intelligence of which he is capable.
The importance of environment in determining an individual's intelligence can be demonstrated by the case history of the identical twins, Peter and Mark. Being identical, the twins had identical brains at birth, and their growth processes were the same. When the twins were three months old, their parents died, and they were placed in separate foster homes. Peter was raised by parents of low intelligence in an isolated community with poor educational opportunities. Mark was reared in the home of well-to-do parents who had been to college. He was read to as a child, sent to good schools, and given every opportunity to be stimulated intellectually. This environmental difference continued until the twins were in their late teens, when they were given tests to measure their intelligence. Mark's I.Q. was125, twenty-five points higher than the average and fully forty points higher than his identical brother. Given equal opportunities, the twins, having identical brains, would have tested at roughly the same level.
According to the passage, the average I.Q.is_____.
There are two factors which determine an individual's intelligence. The first is the sort of brain he is born with. Human brains differ considerably, some being more capable than others. But no matter how good a brain he has to begin with, an individual will have a low order of intelligence unless he has opportunities to learn. So the second factor is what happens to the individual-the sort of environment in which he is brought up. If an individual is handicapped environmentally, it is likely that his brain will fail to develop and he will never attain the level of intelligence of which he is capable.
The importance of environment in determining an individual's intelligence can be demonstrated by the case history of the identical twins, Peter and Mark. Being identical, the twins had identical brains at birth, and their growth processes were the same. When the twins were three months old, their parents died, and they were placed in separate foster homes. Peter was raised by parents of low intelligence in an isolated community with poor educational opportunities. Mark was reared in the home of well-to-do parents who had been to college. He was read to as a child, sent to good schools, and given every opportunity to be stimulated intellectually. This environmental difference continued until the twins were in their late teens, when they were given tests to measure their intelligence. Mark's I.Q. was125, twenty-five points higher than the average and fully forty points higher than his identical brother. Given equal opportunities, the twins, having identical brains, would have tested at roughly the same level.
The case history of the twins appears to support the conclusion that_____.
There are two factors which determine an individual's intelligence. The first is the sort of brain he is born with. Human brains differ considerably, some being more capable than others. But no matter how good a brain he has to begin with, an individual will have a low order of intelligence unless he has opportunities to learn. So the second factor is what happens to the individual-the sort of environment in which he is brought up. If an individual is handicapped environmentally, it is likely that his brain will fail to develop and he will never attain the level of intelligence of which he is capable.
The importance of environment in determining an individual's intelligence can be demonstrated by the case history of the identical twins, Peter and Mark. Being identical, the twins had identical brains at birth, and their growth processes were the same. When the twins were three months old, their parents died, and they were placed in separate foster homes. Peter was raised by parents of low intelligence in an isolated community with poor educational opportunities. Mark was reared in the home of well-to-do parents who had been to college. He was read to as a child, sent to good schools, and given every opportunity to be stimulated intellectually. This environmental difference continued until the twins were in their late teens, when they were given tests to measure their intelligence. Mark's I.Q. was125, twenty-five points higher than the average and fully forty points higher than his identical brother. Given equal opportunities, the twins, having identical brains, would have tested at roughly the same level.
This passage suggests that an individual's I.Q. _____.
If you intend using humor in your talk to make people smile, you must know how to identify shared experiences and problems. Your humor must be relevant to the audience and should help to show them that you are one of them or that you understand their situation and are in sympathy with their point of view. Depending on whom you are addressing, the problems will be different. If you are talking to a group of managers,you may refer to the disorganized methods of their secretaries; alternatively if you are addressing secretaries, you may want to comment on their disorganized bosses.
Here is an example,which I heard at a nurses' convention, of a story which works well because the audience all shared the same view of doctors. A man arrives in heaven and is being shown around by St. Peter. He sees wonderful accommodations, beautiful gardens, sunny weather, and so on. Everyone is very peaceful, polite and friendly until, waiting in a line for lunch,the new arrival is suddenly pushed aside by a man in a white coat, who rushes to the head of the line, grabs his food and stomps over to a table by himself. “Who is that?” the
new arrival asked St. Peter. "Oh,that's God," came the reply, "but sometimes he thinks he's a doctor"
If you are part of the group which you are addressing, you will be in a position to know the experiences and problems which are common to all of you and it'll be appropriate for you to make a passing remark about the inedible canteen food or the chairman's notorious bad taste in ties. With other audiences you mustn't attempt to cut in with humor as they will resent an outsider making disrespect remarks about their canteen or their chairman. You will be on safer ground if you stick to scapegoats like the Post Office or the telephone system.
If you feel awkward being humorous, you must practice so that it becomes more natural. Include a few casual and apparently off-the-cuff remarks which you can deliver in a relaxed and unforced manner. Often it's the delivery which causes the audience to smile,so speak slowly and remember that a raised eyebrow or an unbelieving look may help to show that you are making a light-hearted remark.
Look for the humor. It often comes from the unexpected. A twist on a familiar quote “If at first you don't succeed,give up” or a play on words or on a situation. Search for exaggeration and understatements. Look at your talk and pick out a few words or sentences which you can turn about and inject with humor.
To make your humor work, you should _____.
If you intend using humor in your talk to make people smile, you must know how to identify shared experiences and problems. Your humor must be relevant to the audience and should help to show them that you are one of them or that you understand their situation and are in sympathy with their point of view. Depending on whom you are addressing, the problems will be different. If you are talking to a group of managers,you may refer to the disorganized methods of their secretaries; alternatively if you are addressing secretaries, you may want to comment on their disorganized bosses.
Here is an example,which I heard at a nurses' convention, of a story which works well because the audience all shared the same view of doctors. A man arrives in heaven and is being shown around by St. Peter. He sees wonderful accommodations, beautiful gardens, sunny weather, and so on. Everyone is very peaceful, polite and friendly until, waiting in a line for lunch,the new arrival is suddenly pushed aside by a man in a white coat, who rushes to the head of the line, grabs his food and stomps over to a table by himself. “Who is that?” the
new arrival asked St. Peter. "Oh,that's God," came the reply, "but sometimes he thinks he's a doctor"
If you are part of the group which you are addressing, you will be in a position to know the experiences and problems which are common to all of you and it'll be appropriate for you to make a passing remark about the inedible canteen food or the chairman's notorious bad taste in ties. With other audiences you mustn't attempt to cut in with humor as they will resent an outsider making disrespect remarks about their canteen or their chairman. You will be on safer ground if you stick to scapegoats like the Post Office or the telephone system.
If you feel awkward being humorous, you must practice so that it becomes more natural. Include a few casual and apparently off-the-cuff remarks which you can deliver in a relaxed and unforced manner. Often it's the delivery which causes the audience to smile,so speak slowly and remember that a raised eyebrow or an unbelieving look may help to show that you are making a light-hearted remark.
Look for the humor. It often comes from the unexpected. A twist on a familiar quote “If at first you don't succeed,give up” or a play on words or on a situation. Search for exaggeration and understatements. Look at your talk and pick out a few words or sentences which you can turn about and inject with humor.
The joke about doctors implies that, in the eyes of nurses,they are _____.
If you intend using humor in your talk to make people smile, you must know how to identify shared experiences and problems. Your humor must be relevant to the audience and should help to show them that you are one of them or that you understand their situation and are in sympathy with their point of view. Depending on whom you are addressing, the problems will be different. If you are talking to a group of managers,you may refer to the disorganized methods of their secretaries; alternatively if you are addressing secretaries, you may want to comment on their disorganized bosses.
Here is an example,which I heard at a nurses' convention, of a story which works well because the audience all shared the same view of doctors. A man arrives in heaven and is being shown around by St. Peter. He sees wonderful accommodations, beautiful gardens, sunny weather, and so on. Everyone is very peaceful, polite and friendly until, waiting in a line for lunch,the new arrival is suddenly pushed aside by a man in a white coat, who rushes to the head of the line, grabs his food and stomps over to a table by himself. “Who is that?” the
new arrival asked St. Peter. "Oh,that's God," came the reply, "but sometimes he thinks he's a doctor"
If you are part of the group which you are addressing, you will be in a position to know the experiences and problems which are common to all of you and it'll be appropriate for you to make a passing remark about the inedible canteen food or the chairman's notorious bad taste in ties. With other audiences you mustn't attempt to cut in with humor as they will resent an outsider making disrespect remarks about their canteen or their chairman. You will be on safer ground if you stick to scapegoats like the Post Office or the telephone system.
If you feel awkward being humorous, you must practice so that it becomes more natural. Include a few casual and apparently off-the-cuff remarks which you can deliver in a relaxed and unforced manner. Often it's the delivery which causes the audience to smile,so speak slowly and remember that a raised eyebrow or an unbelieving look may help to show that you are making a light-hearted remark.
Look for the humor. It often comes from the unexpected. A twist on a familiar quote “If at first you don't succeed,give up” or a play on words or on a situation. Search for exaggeration and understatements. Look at your talk and pick out a few words or sentences which you can turn about and inject with humor.
It can be inferred from the text that public services _____.
If you intend using humor in your talk to make people smile, you must know how to identify shared experiences and problems. Your humor must be relevant to the audience and should help to show them that you are one of them or that you understand their situation and are in sympathy with their point of view. Depending on whom you are addressing, the problems will be different. If you are talking to a group of managers,you may refer to the disorganized methods of their secretaries; alternatively if you are addressing secretaries, you may want to comment on their disorganized bosses.
Here is an example,which I heard at a nurses' convention, of a story which works well because the audience all shared the same view of doctors. A man arrives in heaven and is being shown around by St. Peter. He sees wonderful accommodations, beautiful gardens, sunny weather, and so on. Everyone is very peaceful, polite and friendly until, waiting in a line for lunch,the new arrival is suddenly pushed aside by a man in a white coat, who rushes to the head of the line, grabs his food and stomps over to a table by himself. “Who is that?” the
new arrival asked St. Peter. "Oh,that's God," came the reply, "but sometimes he thinks he's a doctor"
If you are part of the group which you are addressing, you will be in a position to know the experiences and problems which are common to all of you and it'll be appropriate for you to make a passing remark about the inedible canteen food or the chairman's notorious bad taste in ties. With other audiences you mustn't attempt to cut in with humor as they will resent an outsider making disrespect remarks about their canteen or their chairman. You will be on safer ground if you stick to scapegoats like the Post Office or the telephone system.
If you feel awkward being humorous, you must practice so that it becomes more natural. Include a few casual and apparently off-the-cuff remarks which you can deliver in a relaxed and unforced manner. Often it's the delivery which causes the audience to smile,so speak slowly and remember that a raised eyebrow or an unbelieving look may help to show that you are making a light-hearted remark.
Look for the humor. It often comes from the unexpected. A twist on a familiar quote “If at first you don't succeed,give up” or a play on words or on a situation. Search for exaggeration and understatements. Look at your talk and pick out a few words or sentences which you can turn about and inject with humor.
To achieve the desired result, humorous stories should be delivered _____.
If you intend using humor in your talk to make people smile, you must know how to identify shared experiences and problems. Your humor must be relevant to the audience and should help to show them that you are one of them or that you understand their situation and are in sympathy with their point of view. Depending on whom you are addressing, the problems will be different. If you are talking to a group of managers,you may refer to the disorganized methods of their secretaries; alternatively if you are addressing secretaries, you may want to comment on their disorganized bosses.
Here is an example,which I heard at a nurses' convention, of a story which works well because the audience all shared the same view of doctors. A man arrives in heaven and is being shown around by St. Peter. He sees wonderful accommodations, beautiful gardens, sunny weather, and so on. Everyone is very peaceful, polite and friendly until, waiting in a line for lunch,the new arrival is suddenly pushed aside by a man in a white coat, who rushes to the head of the line, grabs his food and stomps over to a table by himself. “Who is that?” the
new arrival asked St. Peter. "Oh,that's God," came the reply, "but sometimes he thinks he's a doctor"
If you are part of the group which you are addressing, you will be in a position to know the experiences and problems which are common to all of you and it'll be appropriate for you to make a passing remark about the inedible canteen food or the chairman's notorious bad taste in ties. With other audiences you mustn't attempt to cut in with humor as they will resent an outsider making disrespect remarks about their canteen or their chairman. You will be on safer ground if you stick to scapegoats like the Post Office or the telephone system.
If you feel awkward being humorous, you must practice so that it becomes more natural. Include a few casual and apparently off-the-cuff remarks which you can deliver in a relaxed and unforced manner. Often it's the delivery which causes the audience to smile,so speak slowly and remember that a raised eyebrow or an unbelieving look may help to show that you are making a light-hearted remark.
Look for the humor. It often comes from the unexpected. A twist on a familiar quote “If at first you don't succeed,give up” or a play on words or on a situation. Search for exaggeration and understatements. Look at your talk and pick out a few words or sentences which you can turn about and inject with humor.
The tone of the author is _____.